how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
The prostitute across the street from us is having a seizure on her front lawn again.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
Maybe he injected his testicle?
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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