this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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