dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
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