I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
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