Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
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