i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
I found your dream girl. She looked 11 but drove and on her key chain it said "if i am not wasted the day is"
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
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