i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
I just crop dusted the hot FedEx guy delivering my business cards...then asked him "Was that you?" How the fuck am I allowed to be an adult?
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
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