i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon�
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
He literally shoved the EMT, climbed in the back of the ambulance with his vodka and was like, "C'mon, people. Wrap this up. I got shit to do."
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