took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
You know you have crossed to the dark side of marriage when a nap is more important than jacking off
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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