what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
Please tell me I didn't help an old woman shave her vagina last night. Please.
That's the least of the fucked up shit you did last night dude.
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
I'm so hung over that I'm pretty sure I can feel the earth's rotations when I close my eyes.
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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