I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
I woke up covered in blue paint and my knee bleeding, when I went to return the shopping cart the guy in the elevator laughed hysterically. I'm having a good morning.
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
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