If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
im calling her cock vulture from now on
It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
Dear slutty diary: I lied about feeling guilty of being a homewrecker in order to have more sex. it worked.
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
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