what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
probably shouldnt have written that paper while wasted, its starts with once upon a time
i tried to stop you but you kept shouting "two birds with one stone!"
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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