the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
The cereal milk was almost black, the bacon was still frozen and the toast was soggy. And that was BEFORE I puked in her lap.
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
I am drunk. Riding an elevator. You can smell the beer. Doctor on with me just smiling at me... He agrees, fuck cancer.
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
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