let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
So I woke up with a terribly bandaged finger an then discovered a pot of bloody onions on the stove.....who the fuck decided it was a good idea for me to try and cook
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
Randomize
