He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
If one more person says Merry Christmas to me I’m going to take a pen out of my pocketbook and stab them in the eye
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
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