You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
We tried to play tennis but after about 15 minutes we gave up and fucked against the fence. Woulda been a cute third date so of course I had to ruin it.
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
Is it weird that I only look up my ex on Twitter when I take a shit? May have conditioned myself to associate him with shit
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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