How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
Best line overheard at the bar: "This is the last time I'm shaving my ass for him...I mean we just broke up".
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
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