Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
you fucking puked into the top of the beer bong while i was chugging from it. when i realized i was chugging your vomit, i vomitted on the floor. she kicked us both out.
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
If you hear screaming in the middle of the night, bat got loose. Call poison control immediately and explain rabies
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
Super awkward when the coworker you made out with in exchange for molly last weekend keeps coming over to your cube and trying to talk to you
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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