They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'
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