you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
i just found an uncooked ramen noodle in my underwear
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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