I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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