I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
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