I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
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