What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
i just had to wipe vomit off my fone to text you. yeah that hungover.
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
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