There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
Going to spend my cab money on more shots and just take the ambulance home
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
Im sitting next to shitfaced santa at the cuse game. My plan to be on television is now flawless
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
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