The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
another moral hangover. fuck.
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
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