Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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