Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
you were crying and the really sympathetic homeless man offered you a sip of his whiskey. who was i to stop you?
So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
I distinctly remember calling the anesthesiologist a "sneaky little bastard" directly to his face
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
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