it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
areolas are like halos for boobs.
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
I awoke this morning to a naked boyfriend flying a remote controlled shark around his apartment. This is my life.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
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