Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
I don't know what part of my sober brain thought it was a good idea to get stoned when I can barely walk with crutches as it is, but that part is stupid.
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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