Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
It feels like I shit a light bulb that shattered on the way out.
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
Sex and sushi don't even sound good right now... I might be on my death bed. To my Liz, I leave my extensive movie collection and my drinking supplies. To Olive I leave my car. Cause every Scottish terrier needs a 2010 Camaro.
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
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