Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
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