i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
Just when I thought this night couldn't get any worse, my dad sang and dedicated Sexual Healing to me at kareoke night.
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
Never remove your contact lenses after eating an entire bag of spicy doritos.
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
Randomize
