I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
i think i just naturally attract stoners
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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