i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
Randomize
