Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
He was having this drunk emotional breakdown and I was just trying to cheer him up but instead fell and dumped the whole pickle jar on me
It was cool though because he was fine afterwards and somehow I convinced them I did it on purpose...
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
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