No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
I woke up this morning with a text from my mom as to why the hell random people were showing up at the house. Turns out nobody came to our house party because I gave them my old address, fuck pre-partying for real
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
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