Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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