i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
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