people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
I feel like im in a tornado of daylight savings, tequila and death
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
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