there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
Because everytime she talks to you she goes in her room and plays Come Sail Away on repeat. Can't take this shit anymore Jake
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
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