I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
I left you a really long drunk voicemail and I remember something about a bat
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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