Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
We left an ass print on the piano.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
I wasnt going to have sex with him until i ran into his gf at chipotle. It was like the gods were saying "Go ahead. Shes already had her burrito for the day"
I'm walking home wearing Kermit the frog footie pajamas, carrying a monogrammed shot glass set with my name on it. It's fucking Christmas!
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
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