you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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