but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
I just watched a trucker jack off to a picture of Ellen DeGeneres at a truck stop in Nebraska.
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
last night some bitch put bruce along with his entire fishbowl in her purse and tried to leave. how drunk do you have to be to steal someone's pet??
i can't believe you bought a jetta. you know that's a girl car, right? if i hadn't had sex with you, i'd have no other proof you're straight.
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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