But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
It just wouldn't be valentines day if i didn't invite 90% of the guys i've slept with to go to the strip club with me
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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