I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
Found my smoke alarm in a ziploc in my toilet...again
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
Please remind me next time not to call the ex who cheated on me to cry about the ex who forgave me for putting him in prison. It would be much appreciated.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
My arm is completely dead, never again will i give you a 20 minute hand job. You better have enjoyed that asshole. I have to text with my left hand now.
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