I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
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