Wow.. I was doing a mental check of my bank balance & I literally just said to myself: 'I have 27 dollars and a bottle of tequila til tuesday-ill be fine'
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
You called his parrot a seagull, a pigeon and a rat with wings, and told it to go eat Cheetos out of a dumpster.
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
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